kretchy 

Adjective: Describes a person whom bangs out your mom.

That dude Terry been acting mad kretchy round my mom, we was chillin playing Power Stone and when my mom walked in the room I saw the scrump magnus in his eye.

kretchy by ThatNGATerry October 19, 2015

kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

kretched by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.

''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''

Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010

ketchy 

niche, cool, neat, hip

That slider pouch is quite ketchy.

ketchy by othiym June 19, 2014

Krotchy 

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".

Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"

Krotchy by Krotchy May 1, 2004

ketchy shuby 

wasting time doing an activity that feels good

come back we play some ketchy shuby!

ketchy shuby by beffers lubbersteens February 5, 2010

kretcher 

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

kretcher by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004