Kripstof

hes my nigga with so much big dick energy that he get all the puss and the bitches cant resist.

Girl#1: "OMG is that kripstof. I hear he has such a big cock."
Girl#2:"Yea you havn't already fucked him?!?."

by DeadpoolkillzZz May 12, 2019

Kristoff

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

by Genjiii November 21, 2018

Kristof

Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart

Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look

by jarredD April 14, 2014

Kristofer

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.

Omg I love kristofer he is my everything

by fabulous_undead_girl April 5, 2015

Krištof

The nicest, smartest, most amazing, talented and hottest man there is. Not very tall but has huge calves (among other things). Likes to cuddle and talk a lot.

Person 1: "Woah who's that sexy guy?"
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."

Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*

by Frodo321 April 30, 2022

Kristoffe

The most underrated variation of Kristoff or Kristoffer of all time, and probably this guy's most underrated name, too. Because of how underrated Kristoffe is, no one seems to appreciate him enough. He's the type of person that would go along with nearly everything, uninvolved with any conflict, but always has the simplest things to say. Underneath the quiet persona is a boy filled with a potential he has yet to reach; thoughts that are meant to be shared with the world, dreams that are nothing less than possible. One would think of him as the chill friend that never fails to listen and cheer you up, but at the same time, make you ponder on things that might not even make sense. Nonetheless, Kristoffe often fails to remember not only how capable he is to achieve anything, but how much he is worth fighting for, too. So if you know a Kristoffe in your life, tell him you love him, it's likely that he needs to hear it.

Kristoffe is a friend worth keeping for life, but only do that if you can give him the love he deserves.

by ncrthstar March 29, 2021

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020