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A gay bass player who plays grab ass with men and calls them gay to hide his sexuality
A kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans ass grappled and began to hump viggorusly
by Wickedx November 08, 2012
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A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.

he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.

<3 xoxoxoxox
Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.

Kristoff: Hello

Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
by janandholga August 12, 2008
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1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.
You’re a Kristoff!”
by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 08, 2018
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