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Kristoff 

A gay bass player who plays grab ass with men and calls them gay to hide his sexuality
A kristoff slithered over squeezed a mans ass grappled and began to hump viggorusly
Kristoff by Wickedx November 9, 2012

Kristoff 

A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.

he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.

<3 xoxoxoxox
Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.

Kristoff: Hello

Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
Kristoff by janandholga October 8, 2008

Kristoff 

1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.
“ You’re a Kristoff!”

Gleam Kristoff 

1) A Chivalrous, Sweet, Dashing, Adorable guy

2) Cute, Omniscient, loved my Girls & hated by boys

This name is the rarest of the rare. Person with this name is cool & dashing, like to hide his identity. Colleague are more likely to hate him due jealousy of his success, fame & dashing personality:)

Gleam Kristoff likes to play indoor games like Clash of Clans. The most fascinating thing is when he goes out in public area, Girls stare at him with the eyes of love. His pleasent smile makes the others heart raised.
New Girl: Why are you girls standing here & peeping out of window?
Girls: Can't you see GLEAM KRISTOFF is passing by! What an awesome personality!!<3
Gleam Kristoff by Dialoguebox November 26, 2021

Charlie Kristoff

A famous, rich, cool, charming, handsome, and amazing guy. He knows how to make a girl feel good and has a lot of fun. He is also smart, is good at fortnite, and has a lot of friends. Lastly Charlie is just a kind guy in general and has a ton of crushes.
"Charlie Kristoff is the best guy ever" she said.
Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart
Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look
Kristof by jarredD April 14, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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