The nicest, smartest, most amazing, talented and hottest man there is. Not very tall but has huge calves (among other things). Likes to cuddle and talk a lot.
Person 1: "Woah who's that sexy guy?"
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."
Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."
Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*
by Frodo321 April 30, 2022
A Krištof family is the most f*uped family you will ever meet. They act really friendly and nice to other people..They hate unwanted guest but still pretend that they are wanted here. They all hate eachother and its best for them to be far away from each other possible.Sometimes they are friendly to eachother but most of the time they arent..
Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"
by RamizPoplava August 28, 2018