Krištof 

The nicest, smartest, most amazing, talented and hottest man there is. Not very tall but has huge calves (among other things). Likes to cuddle and talk a lot.

Person 1: "Woah who's that sexy guy?"
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."

Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*

Krištof by Frodo321 April 30, 2022

Krištof 

A Krištof family is the most f*uped family you will ever meet. They act really friendly and nice to other people..They hate unwanted guest but still pretend that they are wanted here. They all hate eachother and its best for them to be far away from each other possible.Sometimes they are friendly to eachother but most of the time they arent..

Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"

Krištof by RamizPoplava August 28, 2018

Kristof 

Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart

Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look

Kristof by jarredD April 14, 2014

Kristof 

Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.

Kristof is waisted on the flour.

Kristof by joskevermeulen October 28, 2013

Kristof 

Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne

Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.

Kristof by Ayooolitttgang January 23, 2018

Kristof 

He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there.

Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((

1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof.
2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.

Kristof by anonymous November 21, 2021

Kristóf 

Kristóf is the best kind of boyfriend ever. He is very caring and lovely, and always thinks of others. He is smart, and excellent in chess. His logic is always immaculate. He knows a lot but likes sharing his knowledge with his friends. He is a born leader and even if sometimes he is emotional, he tends to be calm and well-respected.

Kristóf, you lovely being, i love you!

Kristóf by LiliCapaldi November 21, 2021