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Kridney

Kridney is a very sweet and kind. She often finds herself stuck during tests, She is very outgoing but likes to bottle up her emotions. Her outgoing look on life interest people, She is very flirty and it can confuse people. She injoys gift giving and loves to make people smile no matter what, When her friends are upset or sad she will do her best to make them laugh. If you have a Kridney in your life treat them well and they will do the same.
"Oh, Kridney you didn't have to get me that necklace"
by #1Band_9layer December 18, 2024
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blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018
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Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.
Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!
by wfly81 July 1, 2014
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kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
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Kidney rape

When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"
I better get this wound in my lower back stitched closed before I become a victim of kidney rape.
by Docjlove June 28, 2015
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would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008
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One Kidney

One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.
"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "
by AyyItSoundsCold December 22, 2020
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