A name coming from the Helen Keller genre. Also known to get vans stuck by rail road tracks trying to get lucky. Has abnormaly small penis. Girls often laugh at it. And call him a two pump chump. He has also been known to live life on the other side experimenting with others of the same sex. Commonly known as a QUEER.
Person 1: Have you heard that “John Doe Local Community Brewery“ is closing because they have to distribute 51% of their beer?
Person 2: Sheesh, looks like the kriller is at it again.