kridler 

Bad ass who will steal you're girl has the biggest dick and is the best sports player at any sport.

Jesse Kridler

kridler by Gridsaver May 19, 2017

kriddler 

The kriddler is someone who fixes things that still work and leaves them broken. Derived from kriddled. The item that is now in worse shape than it was before is now "kriddled." A common symptom of being a "kriddler" is the false perception that microscopic, often crystalline bugs are nesting and crawling on the skin. A kriddler will often be seen carrying 5 unrelated objects together. A kriddler will often be seen wearing a flashlight on their head. A kriddler will often crawl across hotel floors at night focusing on the shadows under the door and sounds from the hall. A kriddler hired to build a shelf in your garage will more likely organize you screws, nuts, and bolts thinking he or she has done you a service. If you see a person walking a cat with a leash chances are they kriddle. Kriddlers may determine they are being tracked by secret agents via an oily film found on their car windshield.

Kriddlers are known to help you look for stuff they just stole from you. A kriddler will try to sell something shortly after they stole it from you. They will also wait to steal from you when it can be pinned on someone you like or they don't like. A kriddler will admit to somthing today and deny it tomorrow. Kriddlers often will take something without asking and leave it some place else.

Kriddlers are often seen with pillbillys and pillagers.

Don't let that kriddler touch your computer.

That television worked alright, but now only the A\V input works with no volume. It is a piece of shit. It has been kriddled.

I made the mistake of meeting the kriddlers at the compound.

Never loan a kriddler money. Never front a kriddler a bag.

Not all tweaks are kriddlers, but all kriddlers are tweaks.

kriddler by Tyler Eves August 13, 2010

Kridle 

To talk shit, but then immediately ask for a favor to the one that you are talking shit to

You smell like shit, can you give me a ride to the airport? And although I'm being a real kridle, I really need a ride to the airport.

Kridle by NeoBei May 8, 2012

Kriller 

A person that preys on unsuspecting breweries.

Person 1: Have you heard that “John Doe Local Community Brewery“ is closing because they have to distribute 51% of their beer?
Person 2: Sheesh, looks like the kriller is at it again.

Kriller by Drinklocal May 28, 2018

kripler 

Name given to cannabis that gets you so high that you become physically handicapped

That joint was the "kripler," two hits and I could barely walk.

kripler by emilejfagerstromiv October 29, 2020

kriller 

somebody that is retarted or acts retarted is a kriller could also be a person that always smoking or doing drugs

razi is a kriller

kriller by brooklyn's attitude December 22, 2010

Kreidler 

1.(Noun) Cry-d-Ler A smallish man easily confused with a seventh grader. May or may not have incestuous feelings, these being especially prevalent in instances of twins.

ex. Is that a grown, human man with his daughter or a seventh grade boy fondling his sister?

2. Kreidlery (adv) Modifying a noun or verb to indicate its comically oompa-loompic nature.

ex. He dances very kreidlery. or He can make up songs about morals on the spot, his brain works very kreidlery.

Kreidler by MarchMadness December 15, 2008