Kratter

A short Jewish ginger

Pete: Hey Bob, who would rather have sex with an Albino or a Kratter?

Bob: An albino

by Nobby and Deter January 4, 2011

Kraterd

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.

Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).

by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

kattered

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.

Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!

by paquier100 August 14, 2010

Kritter

a furry lil animal that gets into everything

the kritter got into the cupboards and ate all the cookies

by KritterKat June 12, 2007

Krantered

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

by Kranter December 25, 2008

krauter

A German auto that is riced out.

Man Broc Nelson is such a krauter!

by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007