Kratzer

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

Kratzer

Someone who is homophobic but secretly extremely gay

Guy 1: Josh over there keeps calling me a fag.
Guy 2: Josh? He's such a Kratzer. I heard he sucks guys off through glory holes because he's ashamed.

by Novato August 31, 2021

Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Kraterd

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.

Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).

by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

Kratzurbation

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.

Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.

by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010

Kretzer

Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium

Dude, that was straight Kretzer.

by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009

Kratterall

A combination of kratom and Adderall taking together over the course of an evening.

My friend from the smoke shop often likes to take kratom and adderal and he mixes them together making kratterall, leaving him both energized and pleasantly relieved at the same time.

by Yankeefoxtrot January 19, 2022