Kritter

a furry lil animal that gets into everything

the kritter got into the cupboards and ate all the cookies

Kritter by KritterKat June 12, 2007

Kritter

Kritter. A very small and yet ferocious creature who is both adorably cuddly and volitiley vicious at the same time. The name of a lethally cute black and white chihuahua that came from out of the desert.

"Did you see that adorable Kritter running thru the desert? She is so cute but she almost tore my leg off!"

Kritter by Redlightsquirrel January 6, 2020

kritter

one who drools and snorts like a pig with a lower than needed IQ to function everyday.

Ale takes care of kritters.

kritter by Fuchou September 21, 2006

kritter kid 

Someone who is not very pogchamp.

Wow you're such a kritter kid.

kritter kid by I Love Pokimane August 31, 2020

Kitter 

Another word to describe a cat. Sometimes is substituted for Kitter, Kitter John Jitter, and in rare cases, Skitter.

"Hey, i like your kitter."
"Groose, your skitter stinks."

Kitter by iblilt September 3, 2012

kristers 

If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters

friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun

friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better

kristers by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

Yoghurt Knitter by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011