Kratse 

A dog race that is a mix between a Forsan simp and a sweatty Terraria gamer

Kratse is dead

Kratse by KentAgentbög August 2, 2020

Chris Krause 

To be world famous DJCK

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

Chris Krause by The Cambridge Companions February 1, 2013

Kraterd 

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.

Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).

Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

fully krausened 

Synonym for drunk. Pronounced "kroy-zind."

Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.

Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.

Dad downed a six-pack before halftime of the Packers game. He rants about Favre when he's fully krausened.

fully krausened by GSBRJB February 22, 2008

kräusening 

Going two or more days without bathing
(der. from beer brewing practice of adding actively fermenting wort to a batch ready for bottling in order to encourage further fermentation in the bottle)

"By the stank rolling off Larry on Monday morning, I gathered he drank himself gotch-eyed Friday night and had been kräusening ever since."

Angie usually kräusened on Sunday mornings while she did her laundry.

kräusening by spacklepants March 26, 2009

krassenstein 

Floating turds that will not flush.

I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.

krassenstein by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 10, 2019