Krasen

some big boi who rote this lol
anyways if ur name is krasen yer hansdm

Ey Krasen you wanna go out

by shrokemakee February 4, 2018

Krasen

An ancient creature from greece mythology created by Zeus himself who has a task to bring pleasure to all women in the universe

Excuse me, is this Krasen there?
It's totally Krasen he is with Barbara Palvin as always :(

by DonKorleone October 4, 2021

Krasen

Always saves money and goes to supermarkets like Сибиес Lidl etc for products that are on discount

-Omg you’re such a Krasen you always save money and get things on discount.

by Suckmyddd November 21, 2021

Seattle Kraken

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Martina Krašna

Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"

Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.

"Dej Frncjt upali en jezus hvala ti, wd Martina Krašna." -slovenian phrase.

by Enfant123 March 26, 2021

Krapen

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.

Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!

by 5holycows January 10, 2013

Krashnu

(pn) also "Kraschnoo", An ubiquitous and omniscient deity whose being transcends the Sealab episodes to which it owes it's modern name. The many-appendages and protuberances of Krashnu can be said to represent at once all creatures, desires and sexual partialisms. One especially interesting aspect of the god is one of its many breasts which contains a dimension encompassing all breasts that ever were, will be, or have ever been imagined or represented.

"I pray to Krashnu that we may be able to violate our enemies like irreverent figerbanging apes!"-

by Lord Paul, High Priest of Krashnu July 23, 2005