The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"
Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
(pn) also "Kraschnoo", An ubiquitous and omniscient deity whose being transcends the Sealab episodes to which it owes it's modern name. The many-appendages and protuberances of Krashnu can be said to represent at once all creatures, desires and sexual partialisms. One especially interesting aspect of the god is one of its many breasts which contains a dimension encompassing all breasts that ever were, will be, or have ever been imagined or represented.
"I pray to Krashnu that we may be able to violate our enemies like irreverent figerbanging apes!"-
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.