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Krassenstein 

The stain on your underwear as a result of sharting, sometimes permeating to the outer layers of your clothing. Usually accompanied by a putrid odour. Biohazardous.
I thought I just farted, then I checked my underwear and saw a huge krassenstein.
I could smell the krassenstein as he took off his trousers.
As I walked into the room, the dog ran straight to me and nuzzled my krassenstein

Krankenstein 

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.
It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.
Krankenstein by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Krassenstain 

A Shart that produces two identical poop stains in your underwear.
Oops I thought it was gas but I just sharted,oh look I have krassenstain in my underwear .

Kratenstein 

A midget who often carries a stool with him everywhere he/she goes.
There goes Kratenstein lughing that stool

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026