krassenstein 

Floating turds that will not flush.

I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.

krassenstein by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 10, 2019

Krassenstein 

The stain on your underwear as a result of sharting, sometimes permeating to the outer layers of your clothing. Usually accompanied by a putrid odour. Biohazardous.

I thought I just farted, then I checked my underwear and saw a huge krassenstein.
I could smell the krassenstein as he took off his trousers.
As I walked into the room, the dog ran straight to me and nuzzled my krassenstein

Krassenstein by Einstein's Brother December 18, 2022

Krankenstein 

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

Krankenstein by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Krassenstain 

A Shart that produces two identical poop stains in your underwear.

Oops I thought it was gas but I just sharted,oh look I have krassenstain in my underwear .

Krassenstain by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 31, 2019

Kratenstein 

A midget who often carries a stool with him everywhere he/she goes.

There goes Kratenstein lughing that stool

Kratenstein by Themanaboveall July 5, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020