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poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008
Related Words
Kr4mp Krump krumping Krimps krampus Krumpets KRAMP Krampe Krampi Krampled

Krimpet Bootleg 

The best pop singer of our time.
Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023
A term used by the orks in warhammer 40k to refer to killing an opponent
"ME AN DA BOYZ WEN AN KRUMPED SUM UMIES""
KRUMP by Gummy34 April 27, 2021

Krampussy 

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
Krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.
Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.
krampus by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
Krump is an acronym for Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise. It is a dance form that was pioneered by Tight Eyez aka Ceasare Willis and Lil C along with a group of others namely Big Mijo, Slayer, and Hurricane. It is an aggressive, and spiritual form of dance with christian roots. Its movements include Chest Pops, Stomps, Armswings, Syncs, Puzzles, Bangs, and Kill-Offs. There are supposedly 3 Levels to krumping. Krump, Buckness, and Ampness. While some (clowns) mistakingly claim that Tommy the Clown created krumping this is not the case.
Dont try to krump you're just a server.
krump by BigSkills01 July 6, 2006