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Donkey Raping Dick Krippler 

Usally a back woods redneck with no teeth who enjoys raping donkeys, after the donkey gets raped it kicks the farmer redneck in the penis krippling it.
donkey raping dick krippler donkey

Old Man Krumpletoots 

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
Whoa! Krapple is so cool!
krapple by edward March 21, 2005
Back in the early 80's you could buy a Korean copy of the Apple IIe. known as the Krapple.
Whoa, this Krapple has a 1.06Mhz cpu!
krapple by Murrmurr March 27, 2008

Kruppies 

The state of being out of your mind, crazy, and or not the norm ( which is boring anyways)

Thought to have originated from Yankee Italians
I saw a lady running in the middle of winter, she is kruppies!

Krumples 

That feeling you get at 2 in the afternoon when you realize that you have 3 more hours in the cube.
The Monday krumples are the WORST. Get me outta here!
Krumples by MyNameisKal August 12, 2011