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Kröger is a name used to describe a Family of people with huge Cocks which is very pleasing for women over 69

The Cocks often reached a lenght of 45 centimeters
-Wow ur Cock is so big

-Thats normal as a Kröger
Kröger by lucius stinkt November 22, 2021
a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.
"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."
kroger by mat April 1, 2003
Hell. as simple as that, No more no less
"Stop whining" at kroger
kroger by Tabris September 8, 2004
Commonly mistakened for the concentration camps where Hitler would persecuit jews. Instead of killing people at kroger though, they force them to do mind numbing work, such as pushing large metal objects, many at a time. This is forced upon the victim until death ensues or genocide of the supervisors.
Wow, you go to Kroger? Doesn't that suck?
kroger by Pasty April 1, 2003
a grocery store in the southeast. also a euphemism for taking a shit, or the product of one, usually taken in a krogerarium (bathroom).
kroger by brancrew May 7, 2009
An extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don't have their "plus" card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.
1. Here at Kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you'll be paying as low as the Publix next door!

2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!

3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!
Kroger by Jeph tha 5'9 November 2, 2008
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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