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a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.
"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."
by mat April 01, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A code name for strip club. Effectively lets you and your friends talk freely about the titty bar without turning any heads.
Hey bro. I got a pocket full of cash lets go to Krogers.
by ChalieX November 14, 2010
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a grocery store in the southeast. also a euphemism for taking a shit, or the product of one, usually taken in a krogerarium (bathroom).
by brancrew May 07, 2009
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An extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don't have their "plus" card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.
1. Here at Kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you'll be paying as low as the Publix next door!

2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!

3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!
by Jeph tha 5'9 September 18, 2008
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