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Koyote is a really cool guy that definitely didn’t pee his bed till he was 18.
Koyote definitely did not pee his bed last night
by KoyoteDoesntPeeHisBed November 23, 2021
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kootenay time

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010
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kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
by Dez4prez August 7, 2016
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muffin kooter

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.
by Barat March 30, 2008
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kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest
by Jappix August 24, 2011
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kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.
Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"
by Rootsrock September 11, 2016
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Kooter

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice
"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"
by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003
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