kootenay cologne

The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia
It must be After 4:20, I can smell the Kootenay Cologne out on Baker Street!!
by Dez4prez May 01, 2018
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Hillbilly Hipster

People who follow and copy the trends of the numerous "white trash" reality shows. Typical Hillbilly Hipsters proudly wear Duck Dynasty shirts, pajama bottoms, Croc shoes, and Realtree Camo jackets.
Wal-Mart got a fresh delivery of Croc's today, and all the Hillbilly Hipsters were lining up to get the latest Camo printed ones!
by Dez4prez October 25, 2016
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Hamburger on white

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.
Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!
by Dez4prez August 10, 2016
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Granolatude

A word to describe the "holier than thou" attitude of people who feel they make healthier lifestyle and dietary choices than the majority of people. Most often seen in vegan and vegetarian people.
I just went to the store to buy some burgers, and the hippie cashier gave me major Granolatude about the unfair treatment of cows!
by Dez4prez August 08, 2016
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rossland rug

In the world famous ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., every truck in town has a tailgate mat ( usually a Dakine mat) , with mountain bikes hanging over the tailgate.

These "Rossland rugs" hang as a badge of honour, found on trucks in parking lots all over British Columbia, and wherever mountain bike culture exists.
That new trail must finally be ready for shredding, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!
by Dez4prez October 20, 2017
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rossland rug

In the ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., all trucks in town can be seen with a tailgate protector mat

( usually a Dakine mat), with multiple bikes hanging.
This Rossland Rug on the tailgates of trucks has become synonymous with mountain biking in British Columbia, and everywhere mountain bike culture exists.
That new trail must be ready to shred, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!!
by Dez4prez October 09, 2017
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kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
by Dez4prez August 07, 2016
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