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Kootenai High School 

This place blows giant horse cocks, if you dont wrestle for KOOTENAI your qualified as straight and have some brain knowledge. However your not completely smart because your still going to fucking KOOTENAI HIGH SCHOOL.
Her: "where do you go to school at?"
You: "Kootenai High School"
Her: "you must be braindead therefore I cant give you head"
Kootenai High School by jujudavve August 13, 2020

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

kootenay time 

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

kootenay time 

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.
Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"
kootenay time by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

Kootenay 

Strains of marijuana that come from the Kootenays of British Columbia, Canada, one of the growing centres in the province. All of British Columbia is known to have some of the best weed in the world.
When I was a little kid, my dad used to grow kootenay and bc big bud in the spare bedroom closet. But he didnt use hydroponics because he knows its better that way.
Kootenay by chronicshorty September 10, 2009

Kootenay Cocktail 

a mixture of beer and rum
pour some whiskey into my molson, please, feeling like a Kootenay Cocktail tonight
Kootenay Cocktail by mox+gam November 29, 2020
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