kournikova 

A hand in texas hold'em poker that consists of king 9 suited.

The hand always looks good but it never wins!

Ricky: Yo C-dub how was poker night yesterday!

C-dub:It was terrible, I pushed all in with a Kournikova and got beat by pocket tens.

kournikova by barracooters June 19, 2009

ana kournikova 

In Texas Holdem, Ace-King (AK) in the pocket is referred to as the Ana Kournikova because it looks good but never wins anything.

I was dealt an Ana Kournikova and went all in but lost to Rick's pair of deuces.

ana kournikova by Felix Appleby September 7, 2006

Anna Kournikova

NOUN (A-nah Corn-A-Ko-Va) Hot Russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice.

Anna Kournikova can't play tennis for shit but I would love to bend her over the net and give her 'Forty-Love!

Anna Kournikova by DickTurd July 22, 2002

Anna Kournikova

Possibly the worlds most attractive female

Famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots

I'd give her a Grand Slam!

I'd love to smash my balls into her net!

Anna Kournikova by Tasteless male March 9, 2004

Anna Kournikova

For several years, the most famous Russian sportsperson for her exploits (or lack thereof) on the tennis courts. In fact, she earned far more money through advertising deals due to being extraordinarily sexy indeed and looking good advertising sports bras and having FHM shoots than anything she did on court. Mainly as she, famously, never won a single tournament but regularly packed the courts at Wimbledon when playing, before retiring at the age of 23.

The success of Maria Sharapova, fit and a good player with a Wimbledon victory aged 19 in 2004 ended comparisons very quickly indeed.

"Come on Anna!" - The average Wimbledon spectator, either showing his support of projecting his sexual fantasy. Probably both.

Anna Kournikova by OD Smith July 3, 2005

Anna Kournikova

In Texas Hold 'em, an Ace and a King in the pocket (AK). Has an uncanny tendency to lose, whether to a lower pair, three of a kind, or a straight.

Anna Kournikova...looks good but it never wins.

Anna Kournikova by Arock December 28, 2005

Anna Kournikova

Hot tennis player that every guy in his right mind would want to fuck

I was watching that tennis player Anna, and i swear i could hear her making noises as if she was having an orgasm

Anna Kournikova by for you to decide June 27, 2003