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In Texas Holdem, Ace-King (AK) in the pocket is referred to as the Ana Kournikova because it looks good but never wins anything.
I was dealt an Ana Kournikova and went all in but lost to Rick's pair of deuces.
by Felix Appleby September 07, 2006

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(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.
I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"
by Felix Appleby September 06, 2006

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