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Keepin Up with the Koondashians
It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.
I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!
Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011
kooja
‘Kooja’ (adj.) is used to describe a friend, mainly a friend(s) that you are close to. The word originated from a roblox username that me and my friends thought was unusual and funny.
kooja by georgeweasleysgf January 15, 2021
Koonballistic
Did you just see that chick? ... Yeah she was f**ing Koonballistic!!
Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!
Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!
Koonballistic by The Real Drift King July 18, 2010
koontastrophy
Adjective.
Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
koontastrophy by Carl Josh May 20, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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