Konjak

Such a motherfucker drink, waaaaaa

Daj konjaka

by Fernando badel November 22, 2021

Konjak

KADI KONJAK, SUCH A GOOD MOTHERFUCKER DRINK

Dajk konjaka

by Fernando badel November 22, 2021

koujaku

A man who pretends that he is straight by flirting with all the ladies when he is in fact extremely gay. Koujakus tend to be hair stylists and primarily cut the hair of attractive ladies.

Dude, he's such a koujaku

by 20 pc mcnuggets July 17, 2015

Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

kojak

To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.

I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!

by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006

kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

by elemental July 8, 2005

kojak spot

A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.

I scored the Kojak spot out front!

by Jimbonator December 4, 2004