A man who pretends that he is straight by flirting with all the ladies when he is in fact extremely gay. Koujakus tend to be hair stylists and primarily cut the hair of attractive ladies.

Dude, he's such a koujaku

koujaku by 20 pc mcnuggets July 17, 2015

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Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

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kojak

To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.

I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!

kojak by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006

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kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

kojak with a kodak by elemental July 8, 2005

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kojak spot

A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.

I scored the Kojak spot out front!

kojak spot by Jimbonator December 4, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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