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kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009
Related Words

Konkachila

Derives from the Native American language/culture meaning "Grandfather". Pueblo peoples refer to Konkachila as their creator; their God.
Everything was brought here by the creator. The one creator. Some people call him God, some people call him Buddha, some Allah, some people call him other names. We call him Konkachila, grandfather.
Konkachila by Sandyforshort August 25, 2018

Kojack Moment 

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.
person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!
Kojack Moment by Saeid March 29, 2008
Okay, this is the REAL definition. Konja is a boss, someone who gets mad pussy, and someone who is rich as hell. If your last name is Konja you are probably the highest ranked amongst all chaldeans. Your name is also well known.
Alex Konja is probably the most recognizable name in Michigan.
Konja by Dragon Eyez3 March 3, 2009
noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.
"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"
Rumman: Who you asking to prom?
Cam: The Macedonian sex symbol of course! KONJARSKI!
Konjarski by Rummeo March 5, 2018