koontash 

Very high quality pussy. A beautiful, sexy woman who's had very few sexual partners but is without a doubt amazing in bed. Quite likely has a snapback vagina that is very well maintained and clean. Koontash is very difficult to get in bed but is always worth the effort. The opposite of koontash is poontang.

"That foxy lady over there, now that's what I call koontash!"

"I'm tired of poontang, I need me some quality koontash."

"That girl had that koontash pussy."

koontash by Big Daddy636 November 1, 2013

koontash 

A word describing an extreme orgasm. Usually reserved for squirters and the use of a cock ring. Mainly had during the best sexual experiance of your life and the life of your forefathers.

Last night I finally reached a koontash experiance. This bitch was like Niagra Falls and she drowned to death by my enormous load. It was by far the most extreme koontash ever recorded.

koontash by Dodge Ridgestone October 13, 2009

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

koontastrophy 

Adjective.

Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.

Look at those boys in tight jeans; such a "koontastrophy".

koontastrophy by Carl Josh May 20, 2010

Koontahkuntay 

Women's genitalia.

Swim team try-outs are this afternoon. Good thing I had my Koontahkuntay waxed yesterday.

Koontahkuntay by Neoboltz May 31, 2016

koontasorusrex 

A dirty ass hoe

Little timmy went to the strip club and saw samantha, she bang 3 guys one room & was called a Koontasorusrex
( koontasorusrex is a dirty ass hoe)

koontasorusrex by Koontahsorusrex April 23, 2019