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A pimp, player, or aka a chaldean
Andrew Konja run's walled lake western
Konja by Andrew Konja January 25, 2009
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Kenjataimu 

(Noun) ( slang) Japanese word meaning : Period of clear thoughts when a man is free from sexual desires after having an orgasm

Translates literally from Kenja 賢者 ( Sage ) and Taimu タイム ( Time )
The only time when a man can think properly is Kenjataimu

Oh ! man it's one of those Great Kenjataimu ideas
Kenjataimu by _Tiger_ June 9, 2013

Kona Gold 

Kona Gold Solutions, ($KGKG) manufacture of Hemp energy drinks, CBD water and Hemp apparel.

www.konagoldhemp.com
My favorite energy drink is the cotton candy energy drink by Kona Gold.
Kona Gold by 69Love August 19, 2019

Konataism 

a religion(similar to Haruhiism) that follows the practices of Konata Izumi from the anime Lucky Star
"Why do u play dating sims all night insted of studying for the big test?"
"I practice Konataism"

"Timotei, timotei.....TIMOTEI"
Konataism by Mnayr2 May 23, 2009

Kojaking 

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome
Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")
kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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