Konole 

A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.

~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~

Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."

Konole by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010

Kokolet 

A kokolet is a fine woman with curves in the right places.

Another way to describe a sexy woman.

Made popular by Nigerian musician DBANJ. In his songs, he refers to the nice looking ladies as Kokolets and himself as the koko-master. His pickup game and playa skills he refers to as 'DiKoko' and he's so good since has a degree in 'womanology' and has studied the 'woman physionomy' all women fall for him.

A pick up line that has been popularized by DBanj amongst Nigerians and Ghanains youngsters is 'Make I yan u dikoko'.

From Song "WHY ME" by DBanj:
Story line: He had a one-night stand with a girl (kokolet) and she loved his love making (his koko) and now she wants to go steady, have his babies etc.

Verse 2 - for more, check youtube.

'Like that wasnt enough,
wanted to take me home to her mum,
when I got some kokolets at the mall,
I said just to leave me alone,
why me, yes, yes, yes, why me,
tell the truth now dont lie to me,
you said you wanted to get grimy,
now you want to come tie me,
you don see mugu, you don see mugu,
dis doesnt feel too good, dis doesnt feel too good,
I no do, gimme my space, I no want, commot for my face
I say no, abi u dey craze, dis tin don dey turn to disgrace
She wouldnt leave me alone, always calling my phone
File ASHI NO BI!
She said she wanted to be mine,
that my koko drives her wild - so tell me why me?
but it was a one-night stand, baby dont you understand
so tell me why me? why me? try me? dont try me?'

Kokolet by Ose January 24, 2007

Konoplev 

A Russian surname which translates as "Of the cannabis ". The Russian word for cannabis is Konoplya.

"Whats your name?"
"Konoplev"
"For real? get outa here!"

Konoplev by D Kon May 13, 2008

KUNOLEO 

Kunoleo also known as Kuno, The greatest thing in the universe .
The Founder & God of Kunoism. A "religion" that is all about believing in Kuno
but other then that, do whatever you/they want.

-Have you heard about KUNOLEO?
-No?
-It's only the best thing ever, how can you not know?!

KUNOLEO by TheKunoist May 16, 2019

kooleen 

Gordon ramsay of art

Person1:Hey do you wanna see my art?
Person2:sure.. It could use some shading and what happened to her face looks like she got run over
Person1:your such a kooleen

kooleen by Vie_art June 24, 2022

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol) by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008