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A bad heart condition that restricts blood flow to the penis resulting in a condition known as Microphallus. Failure of normal development during the formation of the embryo (a birth defect) leads to this condition.
I never understood why my partner was so vindictive until I read his medical records until after he died from heart failure. He suffered from a condition known as Kojac which attacks the pituitary gland leading to all thing small.
Kojac by First Team January 26, 2020
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Kojaking 

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Kovacova 

origin: Czech!

the- most beautiful gorgeous girl ever. Even though people with this last name do not believe they are they are damn sexy. They will make you have butterflies or even make you sweat. Kovacova's can make even the most outgoing person shy! When you meet a Kovacova youll never go back to anything else! This girl is the one and only and the apple of my eye<3 Shes funny and extremely talented and extremely sexually oriented.
Me: WOAH THAT GURRL IS FINNE, I WONDER WHAT HER NAME IS?

Joe: She must be a Kovacova!
Kovacova by italianstallion4 June 19, 2011

machi komacine 

machi is a character from the anime/manga hunter x hunter. she is a member of the phantom troupe, a group of nen users that massacred the kurta clan, among many other crimes. she is spider number three of the phantom troupe, and her nen type is transmutation. for her nen, she creates threads out of her life aura to manipulate others, fight, and heal. machi has long pink hair that she typically wears in a ponytail and blue eyes (2011). she is intelligent, cold, calculating, and caring about her close friends.
friend 1: machi is so pretty omg! she's the best member of the phantom troupe.

friend 2: yeah, machi komacine is one of my favorite hunter x hunter characters.
machi komacine by what’s up lol August 22, 2020
To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!
kojak by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006

kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009
A sword that's half the length of the Katana.
Kodachi by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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