Koltin
Koltin by pants master February 18, 2009
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Koltin
Very mathematical. I know this from personal experience. Overly mathematical... too... mathematical.. (Help I'm scared he has me in his basement i need to be freed)
Koltin by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022
kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
Kilting
This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.
Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"
Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"
Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."
Kilting by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014
Kolten
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Kolten by Why all the good names taken? June 24, 2019
Kolton
The brightest most awesome person everyone wants to be. He is not only blessed in every way, luck always follows him everywhere. He is a hard worker and anything he touches turns into gold. He is very fortunate and lives his life to the fullest.
Kolton by Thetruthhasspoken March 9, 2017
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