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This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.
Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"

Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."
Kilting by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014
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When a noob WoW player incorrectly describes the term "to kite"
I was kilting that rogue with my concussive shot

I kilted that noob

That mage kilted me.
Kilting by Nerkulous May 15, 2010

Manhattan Kilting 

When a drunken rugby player administers a curb stomping to any individual while the drunkard is wearing a kilt. In traditional fashion, the drunken rugger has no underwear on. This exposes the victim to the drunken ruggers gentiles, further humiliating him. The victim suffers from a beating, a beating from a man in a kilt, and a face full of junk.
Spicy threw a Manhattan Kilting on that punk last night!
Manhattan Kilting by rugbymedic August 3, 2011

Killing Crazy 

Killing crazy has been used in the military, to describe a soldier who kills unnecessarily and for enjoyment.
Gunny shot the enemy, who attempted surrender, so he gained a killing crazy reputation.
Killing Crazy by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Snape-killing 

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing you are their greatest agent.

(Coined by Ben from Super Carlin Brothers)
We thought he was a bad guy at first, but it turns out that he was just snape-killing his ally.
Snape-killing by kyle-ron May 4, 2016

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

Killing Eve 

An awesome BBC America dramedy television show about two women---a detective, Eve, and an extraordinary assassin, Villanelle, becoming obsessed with each other (to the point where you will wonder if it's romantic interest) as they try to take each other down. The acting by Sandra Oh (Cristina from Grey's Anatomy) is great and Jodie Comer will especially wow your ass.

Season 2 will come sometime next year.
Killing Eve: BBC tv show

Eve: “I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything.”
Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean. I masturbate about you a lot.
Eve: Okay... that's...
Villanelle: Too much?
Eve: No... I just wasn't expecting that.
Killing Eve by bluevanillite July 4, 2018