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kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
Kolenda
Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
kolsexual
kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020
kelsen-jaye
kelsen-jaye by gkals March 1, 2017
Kolten
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Kolten by Why all the good names taken? June 24, 2019
Kolten
Incredibly awesome and cool and
Someone you would like to meet. Good listener and funny to talk to. They could keep you up ALL night and you wouldn't be bored, you would glady stay up.
Someone nice, kind, cool, and attractive.
Someone you would like to meet. Good listener and funny to talk to. They could keep you up ALL night and you wouldn't be bored, you would glady stay up.
Someone nice, kind, cool, and attractive.
Kolten is awesome!
Kolten by Arghhh Matey! November 24, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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