Boris Korsunsky is the definition of the smartest man alive. He is seen by tiny freshman to have god-like intellect and slightly bigger seniors as a pain in their GPAs. This, however, has nothing to do with his badminton abilities. Currently, he is in 5 different world cups for physics and badminton. He speaks gibberish to the common folks but to the smart, he just has a thick Russian accent.
The students had a Boris Korsunsky as a teacher. This made their lives very difficult.
The last match left in the box.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.
"Do you have a light?"
"Sorry, I appear to be down to my korbendallas"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.