Boris Korsunsky is the definition of the smartest man alive. He is seen by tiny freshman to have god-like intellect and slightly bigger seniors as a pain in their GPAs. This, however, has nothing to do with his badminton abilities. Currently, he is in 5 different world cups for physics and badminton. He speaks gibberish to the common folks but to the smart, he just has a thick Russian accent.

The students had a Boris Korsunsky as a teacher. This made their lives very difficult.

Boris Korsunsky by BorisFan120 December 6, 2019

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KoroSensei

A name given to a yellow octopus with a big smile teaching students to assassinate.

Good morning korosensei.

KoroSensei by Dr. Inkotopus May 14, 2018

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korben dallas

The last match left in the box.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.

"Do you have a light?"
"Sorry, I appear to be down to my korben dallas"

korben dallas by Bobby Jum May 20, 2009

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Korten Stuff

A phrase that can be used to describe illegal activities such as underage drinking as well as driving excessively fast.

"Korten Stuff" can also be used as a synonym for classy stuff, such as Bud Light.

Anybody up for doing korten stuff tonight?

Korten Stuff by Alek Taraskewich June 22, 2008

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