Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
by americangirl February 10, 2013
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Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
Man after having to take that shit, i have to take a shower and I feel so fucking kolenda!
by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 5, 2007
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