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Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
Man after having to take that shit, i have to take a shower and I feel so fucking kolenda!
kolenda by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007
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Klendathu 

Homeworld of the Arachnids. At the beginning of the Bug-Human War, humanity tried a massive assault straight at the homeworld. Operating under the decapitation strategy, Operation Bughouse was a major failure, resulting in hundreds of thousands of casualties.
Big K took hundreds of thousands of human lives.
Klendathu by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

Kollenda 

(Noun) the kind of excessive fake tan job that leaves the recipient looking orange.
OH....MY....GOD....look at Kevin! He's had a Kollenda. He looks like he's been dipped in creosote.
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a person who is hella bossin' 24/7
that pimp was amazing. whata klenda!
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kolandasamy 

A faeces like creature which can't sexually reproduce
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Koleda Belobog 

Koleda Belobog is a cool ass character from a game called Zenless Zone Zero.

She got a hammer and she cute af πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
A: hey girlie
B: LIVE LAUGH KOLEDA BELOBOG RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!
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