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That guy, tall, and git thoes hands
You can't fuck with kolven nigg-
kolven by Sasha 6 October 24, 2023
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kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
Just like the temperature scale, Kelven is HOT! If you are blessed to call Kelven a friend he will be loyal and caring. Kelven will always help you move and attend a special event in your honor. He is strong in body and mind. He is a class clown that loves to make people smile and laugh. Kelven always shows up, he sacrifices his own time and energy to make sue the people he loves know how much he loves them!

Other traits of Kelven:
Power
Ability to do or act; capability of doing or accomplishing something.
Political or national strength.
Great or marked ability to do or act; strength; might; force.
The possession of control or command over others; authority; ascendancy.
The surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.
Kelven helped me move my sofa today, even though I know he had such a long day at work.
Kelven by lalalafa July 10, 2018
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Oh shit there is kolten. He’s my one and only
Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.
Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
Kalven by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012
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