Knopm
Knopm by Emo 4 Life May 16, 2008
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knotmick
knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick
knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
knotmick by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019
Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018
mark knopfler
The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.
mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006
knowmads
knowmads by knowmads4dayz April 27, 2011
knombie
A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.
Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.
knombie by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016
Pepper knoppkers
Pepper Knoppkers - a slang term meaning "pepperoni nipples."
Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.
The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."
Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.
The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."
They sat in the moonlight. "are you ready, Christine?" he asked. "Yes" - she whispered.
He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.
The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.
"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.
"what?" Christine asked, horrified.
"those are nasty I'm going home."
He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.
The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.
"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.
"what?" Christine asked, horrified.
"those are nasty I'm going home."
Pepper knoppkers by lydiajones_03 February 25, 2022
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