Knopm

a word u yell to confuzzle people or when u are mad

guess what guys i'm Knopm

by Emo 4 Life May 16, 2008

knotmick

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.

You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

Leslie Knope

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

mark knopfler

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.

by mairs June 1, 2006

knowmads

Quite possibly the best rap group ever grace the face of this earth.

guy 1: yo dug, i been bumpin the konwmads fer dayz
guy 2: word mang, knowmads are the shit

by knowmads4dayz April 27, 2011

knombie

A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.

Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.

by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016

Pepper knoppkers

Pepper Knoppkers - a slang term meaning "pepperoni nipples."

Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.

The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."

They sat in the moonlight. "are you ready, Christine?" he asked. "Yes" - she whispered.

He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.

The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.

"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.

"what?" Christine asked, horrified.

"those are nasty I'm going home."

by lydiajones_03 February 25, 2022