knopfler 

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

knopfler by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

Knopfler 

A personality that’s twisted and full of lies

I knew a knopfler who had a false beis din

Knopfler by Knopfler personality June 25, 2025

Knopfler 

A personality that twisted, full of lies and ugly both inside and out

I know a knopfler who has a false beis din

Knopfler by Knopfler personality June 25, 2025

mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.

mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006

Mark Knopfler Syndrome 

The Mark Knopfler syndrome is, in musical circles, an occurrence when a musician is incredibly skinny and homely eventhough he is well off.

It references Dire Straits' frontman, because he was unbelievably skinny and homely, eventhough he was well off.

Joe over there must have Mark Knopfler syndrome. He is so skinny, yet his band is making it big.

Mark Knopfler Syndrome by George Felix February 8, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004