Knome

A human size version of the classic gnome. Often found naked and hiding in bushes. Has an infectious laugh that turns everyone into a gibbering mess. They are difficult to understand unless you are drunk. Hates people with orange hair, ginger biscuits and names beginning with the letter W.

'That knome I saw last night kicked me because I was ginger and called Will'

by Thespellinggod October 29, 2021

knome

A sexy supergod. Quintessentially snaz and undoubtedly the sharpest dresser in any crowd. Often comes with a pedigree of broken-mischief, such as violence towards (theiving) girls, but this all adds to the effect. A "knome" or whatever is in essence cool (sub-zero even)!

N.B. Definietly NOT gay! (i fancy fiona... oh shit the games up)

a "gwodling" whatever or whoever that is

by dancio Incisor July 25, 2008

Knome

A small annoying little man much like a Gnome but more of a knob.

My god isn't rob is such a knome.

by Ahol29 April 5, 2024

Knome

A tiny little man much like a gnome but more of a knob.

Isn't rob such a knome

by Ahol29 April 5, 2024

shit eating lawn knome

my Nicholas

your a shit eating lawn knome

by Ellie October 12, 2003

Riley-Knodel effect

Synonym for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

That Guy is such an ignorant and arrogant flat earther he suffers from severe Riley-Knodel effect. Even worse than Pratt does.

by MCToon June 7, 2019

Leslie Knope

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

by ilikegagging July 9, 2018