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knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!
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Konky dong 

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016
When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk
Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.
Konky by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019

oddy-knocky 

From A Clockwork Orange, meaning on one's own; alone.
He had to go to all on his oddy-knocky.
oddy-knocky by Alex de Large January 6, 2007
Pronounced "NONK," this is the bone located on the bridge of the nose for some people, that protrudes sharply, causing the end of the nose to descend unattractively.
Harry: What a hot girl!
Ben: Ew, but did you see her knonk? Totally unattractive.
Harry: Yeah, knonks put me off hardcore.
Ben: Freaking knonks.
Knonk by Otani<3 June 8, 2010