Definitions by Camel'sTowing

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

ballistic lobotomy by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

air castle 

Enormous dreams that will never come to fruition.

Did you hear all the things Bob is going to do this summer? Yeah I heard him, but I think he is just building a bunch of air castles.

air castle by Camel'sTowing January 17, 2015