to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

knobulate by tom January 17, 2004

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knobulate

Verb to describe various activities usually related to the phallus (penis) such as sex, wanking, oral sex, etc.

Also can also be used to describe dominating someone at online gaming.

nublet: im going to knobulate you 2nite. lolz im so horny!

can be modified:
act of super-knobulation
sh1t! you nobulate pro!

knobulate by tonypepporoni May 2, 2006

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knobulator

Spamming N00b.

<GOTEN666> AHHADA KEWL THEN R U GUYZ GOINMG TO PLAY CS SOON? !! HURYY UP MY MOM IS COMING HOOME SOON!111

<phoobar> stfu knobulator.
<Host> /kick goten666

knobulator by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

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konjelate

To speak in such a way as to imply superiority over the listener. Speech is filled with particularly lengthy words, usually in order to confuse the speaker and demean them.

Speaker: And so you see, your lack of appreciation for my particular vernacular stems from your apparent deficiency in education.
Listener: Stop trying konjelating me!
Speaker: Konjelate?

konjelate by Darren Black April 27, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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