to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.
To speak in such a way as to imply superiority over the listener. Speech is filled with particularly lengthy words, usually in order to confuse the speaker and demean them.
Speaker: And so you see, your lack of appreciation for my particular vernacular stems from your apparent deficiency in education.
Listener: Stoptrying konjelating me!
Speaker: Konjelate?
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.