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Similar to "knob head" , but said quickly sounds like "knoben"
pronounced "nob-en"

What are ya doin' ya knoben? Are ya off your head mate?

knoben by jimmyboi11 September 7, 2014

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kobeni

VANCE

how did this mf kobeni not die

kobeni by neferpitouapologist July 19, 2021

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Related Words

knoben • knobended • Knob End • knobnoster • KnobEye • kobeni • Knobe • knobert • Knobery • knobsense

Knobin Hood

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).

"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"

Knobin Hood by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010

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Knobert Whoredrey

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

Knobert Whoredrey by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

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kobeniist

One of the best tiktokers and human in the world, and my fav mutual

“omg have you seen kobeniist new post?! its soo funny!!”
“no im not following them”
“go follow them. now. you hoodlum...”

kobeniist by powersupremacist April 20, 2021

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Kobeni Car

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP

Kobeni Car by hardcoretwister May 31, 2021

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Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.

Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.

Knobedge by MikeBus September 3, 2010

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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