Knobched
A twat type wanker-ish person, or excessive smegma derived from the fact that a bloke has no time to wash his dick, thus he suffers from knob-cheddar
Knobched by easy tiger November 19, 2003
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knobcheese
there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
knobcheese by chris wheal April 23, 2004
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Knobcheese
The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
Knobcheese by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005
knobcheese
(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
knobcheese by Anonymous September 23, 2003
knobcheese
knobcheese by peter pan October 15, 2003
knobcheese
What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
knobcheese by notapaki August 10, 2003
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