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the act of scaling a flight of stairs by running full speed. Hewitt syndrome causes the inability to walk up or down flights of stairs. One who hewitts must run down/up them without exception. We also have identified that hewitting stairs is hereditary and will inflict entire families. Expert Hewitts can climb a 12-step flight of stairs in approximately 3.2 seconds. The title "Master Hewitt" is obtained when one can skip every other stair and scale a standard 12-stair array in less than 3 seconds. If someone develops the Hewitt syndromm, there is no cure and it becomes completely involuntary and uncontrolable. Hewitt syndrome becomes worse over the years and hase not yet been found curable. Evidence supports the only way to deal with the Hewitt epidemic is prevention. Removal of all stair cases and replacements with elevators, rope ladders, and firemans poles. NEVER LET A HEWITT AROUND AN ESCALATOR, Results could be deadly, some say hewitts can travel up a moving escalator at nearly 25 mph or 6 stp(stairs per second). This can be dangerous to anyone in the vicinity.
Dude, slow down you're going to break your neck if you keep hewitting those stairs.
by Stevin October 21, 2008
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Hewitt

The last name of one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Will always be an awesome boyfriend and be there for you no matter what. He plays lots of sports and is friends with everyone. Mostly named nick or john. He has beautiful eyes and one of the best looking guys you'll ever see. He has an awesome personality and any girl would be lucky to have him. He loves dogs and is down-to-earth guy. He loves peaches and gummy bears.
by Secret Admirer :* May 21, 2012
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he is a very cool guy good at sports likes girls that are his height so like 4 foot good at nothing a cool cat small pepe hes 12 and has a god named milly and is hot
hewitt is short
by pepe sucker-br November 13, 2019
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Hewitt is a colimaniac
he is a hewitt
by isawu November 22, 2021
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Hewitt Virus

A virus that once it enters a host that host will make the most retarded statements humanly possible
Dan: yo whats going on? you still have the Hewitt Virus?
Host: what? speak up me blind
by Danzen February 22, 2020
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hewitt ave

hewitt ave, the street in downtown everett with all the bars

where your mostlikely to find drunks, junkies, street kids, and prostitutes and some amout of lawyers due to a public defenders office.

with a block raiduis of 8 bars this street is fun for everyone

unless you happen to live here in one of the many apartment buildings nesseld on top of the bars or eaterys
"hey man lets go to hewitt ave to grab some beers and pizza then we can go to keroki"-person that doesnt live here

"hey man im tired of all the fucking drunks, bumbs and prositutes on my stoop on hewitt ave."- me and most of whom lives here sept the junkies im prety sure they like their crusty std infested pussies and their dirty needles
by sick and tired of hewitt June 15, 2010
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