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knob chedder 

the lovely present left at the end of ur knob after a wank and ur too lazy 2 clean up..!!

adam
steve: why is your knob covered in knob cheese ( or knob chedder) ?

adam: oh yes i often wank and do not clean up in case i have too buy new tissues
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Knob Chedder 

The lovley smelly "yellow" discharge that is at the end of a males penis due to the lack of attention to the beast during showering or bathing hours, orpossibly gained from baning a bird who has a vag the size of a taliban cave and has had a few other man members up there!
billy "doctor i appear to have yellow shit on my willy???"
doctor "billy my boy thats what we profesionals call knob chedder, have you been washing you penis or possibly been slipping it in the dirtyest of the dirty women?"
billy "..........possibily both....damn!"
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026