Definitions by notapaki

twat

Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.

1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!

twat by notapaki January 6, 2007

knobsucker 

seems as if it should be genderless but actually it's not. It means fucking homo.

Yeah, she sucks dicks but watch out for him, he's a fucking knobsucker.

knobsucker by notapaki October 28, 2003

stripe 

verb: To Twat, To Lash, To Chin, To Glass, To Deck, To Fetch the fucker...... ad nauseam

If that cunt opens his gob once more, I'll fucking stripe the cunt!!!

stripe by notapaki October 24, 2003

fock 

Fock off, you Oirish cont!!!

Fockin focker's focking focked.

fock by notapaki September 2, 2003

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

fuck my arse by notapaki September 2, 2003

minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.

Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!

minge by notapaki August 27, 2003

slice 

Literally, the female gash. But generally used in a positive situation.

Whoah! look at that tasty slice over there!

(Or, if her mother is present "Whoah! I want some Old Slice!).

slice by notapaki August 20, 2003