tie one on

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.
I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on
by notapaki August 10, 2003
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knobcheese

What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.
I'm hungry - is there anything to eat?

KNOBCHEESE!!
by notapaki August 10, 2003
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minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.
Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!
by notapaki August 27, 2003
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slice

Literally, the female gash. But generally used in a positive situation.
Whoah! look at that tasty slice over there!

(Or, if her mother is present "Whoah! I want some Old Slice!).
by notapaki August 20, 2003
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cock

1. A well admired, respected and prominent member of the local community.
2. A colloquial greeting indicating friendship, usually in the London (or Cockney) area.
3. As alluded to by most of the previous posters, colloquiallism for penis.
4. Oh yeah. The original male chicken reference.
1. Look at him - he's the cock of the walk.
2. 'ello John - got the time on yer, cock.?
No, on me wrist actually.
3. I like to put my cock in girls, but it's nearly as good to pull it until I jizz on my mum's face.
4. I know you said it's chicken, but it tastes like cock.

And if anybody reads this far, the proper word is PRICK.
by notapaki August 07, 2003
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twat

Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.
1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!
by notapaki January 06, 2007
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shithead

Why does everybody want to pronounce this word as "Shitehead"? That's an entirely different word, from a Scots origin. Shithead is a very simple insult - it just means cretin, imbecile, unpleasant person, tosser, worthless pile of wank... just anyone who upset you recently. (and how do you change the pronunciation entry for an item that already has one posted???)
George Bush junior- what a fucking SHITHEAD!!!
by notapaki July 30, 2003
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