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knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.
Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"
knifedildo by Derek Longass February 11, 2010
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nigger knifed 

The act of stabbing someone with a nigger knife.
If a street nigger pulled his malt liquor bottle away from his bumper lips and broke it on one of those nigger benches and then stabbed some caucasian people, that would be a good example of someone being nigger knifed.
nigger knifed by omegs greek August 6, 2010
A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.
Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.
knifed by Alex the Chao September 5, 2009

got knifed 

The worst possible way to die in cs:go and the biggest call-out on your horrible talent
Omg dude it was a guy with a nova vs an awper at close range and the dude with the nova got knifed!
The name that you call somebody who had a throwing knife thrown at their crotch for a one hit kill in Call of Duty.
Nathan: Oh shit how did you kill me?

Ray: I one hit you, you damn knifedick. Haha watch me teabag!
Knifedick by SixtyOne January 9, 2010
used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.
The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.
knitted by pLexT June 14, 2010