knifed the watermelon

When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.

I took it easy on her at first, then I totally knifed the watermelon.

by Yinka Diop November 16, 2007

Knife the watermelon

A task so easy that even 9 year olds playing COD could do it.

Student 1:Wow that quiz was easy
Student 2:Yeah it was almost like having to Knife the watermelon

Student 1:What?

by Tyf555 March 16, 2021