Knifed-up 

Getting plastic surgery, usually to excess...

Lil Kim is always getting knifed-up...

Knifed-up by lackawannachix February 8, 2010

knife up the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife up the anus.

knife up the anus by krasbot July 9, 2010

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife 

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

hurry up with that knife, bitch

used when that woman over there is taking a very long time to use the knife that I want to use. I'm sure there are other knives, but I didn't think about it until I was writing this. oh she's finished now.

C'mon, hurry up with that knife, bitch!

hurry up with that knife, bitch by all I wanted was some cheese, dammit April 20, 2005

Favred up a creek with no nig knife 

fucked

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.

Favred up a creek with no nig knife by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011